i'm signing you up for texting rehab
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.