I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you