im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He kissed a someone with a penis
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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