Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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