Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
