The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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