so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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