At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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