I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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