It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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