Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.