don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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