she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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