okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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