some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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