Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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