There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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