What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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