You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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