just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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