I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
did you just send me my own nude
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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