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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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