I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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