Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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