Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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