repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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