he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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