They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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