is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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