Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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