My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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