he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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