We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Randomize
