the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I have aggressive nipples.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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