apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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