So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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