And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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