i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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