its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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