Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize