That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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