its not stalking. its research.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?