I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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