You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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