Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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