Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
When are your genitals available?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
