16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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