He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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