He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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