Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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