ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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