3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
This is the high leading the old right now
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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