Plan B is the new Plan A
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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