Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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