the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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