Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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